[brought to you by a sudden, world-wide decrease in both size and capability of your sexual organs]
Okay, it’s difficult to know exactly where to begin on this one…
Your penis is too small.
A hypothetical couple returns home from an evening out. The woman is sexually interested, but the man is too drunk to rise to the occasion. Lame.
Some lame douche gets lucky at a bar and, inebriated, gets to escort some hottie home. The deed is over within a couple of minutes and she lays there, unfulfilled and wondering what better selection she might have missed at that last water hole. Sorry, sweetheart.
This weekend at The Next HOPE conference Michael “theprez98” Schearer, a security researcher, gave a very interesting talk about SHODAN. SHODAN is a search engine which searches “banners” of systems. This means it’s basically a search engine of services on the internet. For example, with SHODAN you can find all servers running a specific version of Apache in a specific country. You also have the ability to export results in XML for a nominal fee. Check out the video of theprez98′s talk below. You can also find the slide-deck for theprez’s talk here. Please check your ethics before misusing SHODAN.
SHODAN for Penetration Testers (The Next Hope) from theprez98 on Vimeo.
This past weekend was The Next HOPE (Hackers on Planet Earth) conference presented by 2600 Magazine. I myself am an avid lock enthusiast and enjoy the challenge of manipulating locks. Below is a video of the Lockpick Wizard competition sponsored by Locksport International. The object of the competition was to pick as many locks as possible in 8 minutes, while unable to see the locks and tools. Contestants had to place their tools and locks inside the burlap sack and pick away. The second round was done blindfolded. In hindsight I wish I’d have joined in the fun, but alas I chose to be a spectator on this one and record the spectacle. (Please forgive the blue tint in the video… apparently Qik is broken on the iPhone 4 at this time. I hope they fix it soon.)
[Caution: inhaling this product will make you stupid.]
Let us begin with a short tale of a situation that undoubtedly occurs a countless number of times throughout this country on any given day or night… All names used are fictional for two reasons: 1.) I don’t know the actual names of any of these people, and, even if I did, 2.) I’m not entirely without tact.
Sharon is in her early thirties, a middle class mother-to-be showing approximately six months of pregnancy. As she enters the grocery store where I am currently purchasing items, she has two teenage girls trailing her all the way to the beer cooler.
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